Multi-fandom blog. Includes writing, foreign languages, and music geekery.Tumblr (3.0; @maxisthenewalex)http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b62278172c0d5aa1de390ebe790ed962/tumblr_p7dtmyUw4e1upezj7o5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e80e7313fa383f0928b23c56d306212b/tumblr_p7dtmyUw4e1upezj7o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c6de51507ccb0518990a8ac09bc2f64f/tumblr_p7dtmyUw4e1upezj7o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f38b0e2f0af1ad0f381bc3bb304374c2/tumblr_p7dtmyUw4e1upezj7o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6c7ebcbaacc912de97a5bd581e78ac58/tumblr_p7dtmyUw4e1upezj7o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/10f4c7ba063fb59ff3ad53c0ca3f4e60/tumblr_p7dtmyUw4e1upezj7o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://katharinaste.tumblr.com/post/173061701735/lord-of-the-lesbians" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">katharinaste</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkArHv0Xy6I" target="_blank">Lord of the lesbians™ </a></p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175285539564http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175285539564Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:41:28 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2be57ad4184f555b126123e5e0065aaf/tumblr_p8oz6xe6px1v9zzyro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d0142b1c5c54bd5d2272a1c0ec35e374/tumblr_p8oz6xe6px1v9zzyro2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://andrewsambags.tumblr.com/post/174740065136/behind-the-scenes-vs-actual-scene-series-post" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">andrewsambags</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Behind the Scenes Vs Actual Scene Series</b></p> <blockquote><p>Post 108/? - Monster in the Closet</p></blockquote> <p><a href="https://andrewsambags.tumblr.com/tagged/Behind-the-Scenes-Vs-Actual-Scene-Series" target="_blank">Others</a></p> </blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175283353889http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175283353889Tue, 26 Jun 2018 16:25:51 -0500b99<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f035015c922fad8d416aa1df2a4ae258/tumblr_p2tjt8GjXB1sja44to2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9923426c904c977d3c43e2aefa4aa82d/tumblr_p2tjt8GjXB1sja44to3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e0d8715a3408247d746b16c71667699/tumblr_p2tjt8GjXB1sja44to1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://flawlessgentlemen.tumblr.com/post/169895230072/william-jackson-harper-photographed-by-alex-reside" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">flawlessgentlemen</a>:</p><blockquote><p><small><b> William Jackson Harper</b> photographed by Alex Reside</small><br/></p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175281219307http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175281219307Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:09:56 -0500the good place castwilliam jackson harperchidi anagonye<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d87631299054d1a66c9ef069873abfd9/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f939a8706a801cd3e95db729bfee6a23/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f4cad39611434df708d6fae59113ea86/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1cc5801cd32b6a9c624f4de985afdd0b/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6f0d36abb285c0a41ac5c004a55406e1/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/00ba1e4e435251a9f80fa0b692f900f2/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/90b504e723ce75bec7977662015ad69c/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho7_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5817ad0a4c3348117ade8c8e2997ac12/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho8_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/536a2f7563f4c6958443a85fe1cddeb5/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho9_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/098a6b7e679e05358b774ebff552c56c/tumblr_p9ux83spKg1uvv5gho10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://babyanimalgifs.tumblr.com/post/174600145747/cutest-parenting-moments-in-the-animal-kingdom" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">babyanimalgifs</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Cutest Parenting Moments In The Animal Kingdom<br/></p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175279208496http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175279208496Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:54:10 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9fc3adb663271d983610353e7ebfc2bd/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno2_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f1ab5960c5c66e3ff89fd71098b07574/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno1_r2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f7ec3313814805ec293e3d05e437791e/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno3_r2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ddc3923964266f178e675f571f6659f9/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno4_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/bf17e1c01a3722a419553c1794fed213/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno5_r4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e8c55c069e5b07593088b36d8d8be69c/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno10_r3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/855bd5585e2d51423e6cc6e005c76b70/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno9_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fbad48bbf4877660e09dea66ecd8a710/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno6_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2ecaaf89f39ede2de732fc966ec4399a/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno7_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b595788bbcc1a63811565c31960506db/tumblr_oyultyjFwk1wwpblno8_r1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://stressful-and-deathy.tumblr.com/post/167097693354/the-times-jake-peralta-just-knew-insp" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">stressful-and-deathy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The times Jake Peralta <i>just knew</i></p> <p><i><a href="http://tall-butt.tumblr.com/post/149647591945/is-this-not-what-happened" target="_blank">insp</a></i></p> </blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175277347193http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175277347193Tue, 26 Jun 2018 12:38:17 -0500b99<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ba1b1253df8548da25696891bce2ead3/tumblr_p1h1lipW8n1vw9ocwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0bac002b50719606abcd6942a01d80eb/tumblr_p1h1lipW8n1vw9ocwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/160f245ff761f6b8ab5a0295dfcb7f18/tumblr_p1h1lipW8n1vw9ocwo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7357fcac98a03c0eef546d908347b720/tumblr_p1h1lipW8n1vw9ocwo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3b1fd49ab224cb01da9e4b4f4b619bd9/tumblr_p1h1lipW8n1vw9ocwo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a5f20bf5a5260502bd5af822ade31c20/tumblr_p1h1lipW8n1vw9ocwo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/63df648784297e94c3142f542884154d/tumblr_p1h1lipW8n1vw9ocwo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://spaaacey.tumblr.com/post/168902163874/the-humour-in-this-movie-was-20-years-ahead-of-its" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">spaaacey</a>:</p><blockquote><p>the humour in this movie was 20 years ahead of its time. <br/></p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175275514029http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175275514029Tue, 26 Jun 2018 11:22:35 -0500Jennifer's body<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f24c7f2b6f3d2b5cb3f97b840b8cfbec/tumblr_pa3nyqiX4x1swd4vqo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d70f9593f220a043b34bfecfbb7b3a9d/tumblr_pa3nyqiX4x1swd4vqo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/034ff4fc4069aa320ca529da1e13e31e/tumblr_pa3nyqiX4x1swd4vqo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/034576eca824be51b83ce80a04c56d11/tumblr_pa3nyqiX4x1swd4vqo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/289ea42e831cd8f687dc767e57a5e9b0/tumblr_pa3nyqiX4x1swd4vqo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://patty888kr.tumblr.com/post/174749342823/yeahhh-oceans8-is-a-gay-movie" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">patty888kr</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Yeahhh Oceans8 is a gay movie.</p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175273719061http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175273719061Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:06:50 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e005940dea13c4be730725d463f98d5a/tumblr_p2gxavHxso1wd9douo4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/60a3f6d848ea8815dc3bbd249e3128be/tumblr_p2gxavHxso1wd9douo2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/24f152df4ecb6372207909eb61742f95/tumblr_p2gxavHxso1wd9douo3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8fba260dc6987a9fe532aa22d8aab5de/tumblr_p2gxavHxso1wd9douo1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175272043505http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175272043505Tue, 26 Jun 2018 08:51:03 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/c30261a334b1b98250455e2996fa2714/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/27cfc9f227bdca9047a1aa4f1f1cc954/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aaaf5c6cf19d4dc100b35232da4689d7/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/70e5d8e2d304e3c67eb2faa5062b5ec1/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5cfaec6fe2d35c6aa0a0c3183fdf645a/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0a301ce57020972b12698c7ed658e15/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e18dd752c9785a883d075d66cf7508ff/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8b5ee6890df8e23be8bc4e91f479ffd8/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/98bbb9fe03022269fe8f4c2962f5cb1e/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9a3a908ad2a0af1d0ac1484823ca9c83/tumblr_obpi2bAb9C1vu5nd6o10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://prismatic-bell.tumblr.com/post/174719506071/haze256-sorry-for-the-long-post-i-have-a" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">prismatic-bell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://haze256.tumblr.com/post/149325941065/sorry-for-the-long-post" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">haze256</a>:</p> <blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="682" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="682" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc4a724b038cbc088662365072d09e71/tumblr_inline_obphwfSenB1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="670" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="670" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/cea31534eb44a6d2218d11c272ac9ec7/tumblr_inline_obphwoizCV1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="854" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="854" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/063651cc0a94eacad2c2984bae4e39d6/tumblr_inline_obphwz556R1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="672" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="672" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/2c9ce1468be5a58d25ff09ac031dd77a/tumblr_inline_obphxbZq9I1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="639" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="639" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5f9c1a2d75dc675f4d991ca7eefea35d/tumblr_inline_obphymrq171u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="650" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="650" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/226aae5a0fb207f78fa955a369450665/tumblr_inline_obphym4s5G1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="672" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="672" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9951210c3728a80c0579993eff2834f0/tumblr_inline_obphyndv0d1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="692" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="692" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e317eb4d62f2a3898b6e2a08e57ea57/tumblr_inline_obphypvQTQ1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="641" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="641" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/8a5db821be5477571e9c155465e11dd8/tumblr_inline_obphyrvUnX1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="667" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="667" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/be573332927cb0beac61abe813eadcf6/tumblr_inline_obphziUpfX1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="771" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="771" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1bb6a8d83c11ba9bb3c46a4d3b213c10/tumblr_inline_obphzigF6q1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="684" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="684" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5bcdc7d43f668a3543f97c5061257894/tumblr_inline_obphzl4S1a1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><figure data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="834" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="600" data-orig-height="834" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/537a23cd08d3ec22d4b61d780939ce84/tumblr_inline_obphzskely1u8e6ju_540.jpg"/></figure><p>Sorry for the long post :)<br/></p> </blockquote> <p>I have a mighty need for a Jewish one that says “first we get nice and wet” “Then we–ah! Fuck! Did you say the blessing for getting wet????”<br/></p> </blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175270568184http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175270568184Tue, 26 Jun 2018 07:35:08 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b0914a932242ac310b8359931f7cef68/tumblr_p84vs2jJ2H1qc3ju8o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab0c9c784987bc3017b23124608de19c/tumblr_p84vs2jJ2H1qc3ju8o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e2d0bccce72b84e1f28627f7ecd99401/tumblr_p84vs2jJ2H1qc3ju8o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ffc59a1fab7bd1bcd8e729bad931a8f1/tumblr_p84vs2jJ2H1qc3ju8o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/73ad1d5680ebe0b591ca20bdb28bb7cd/tumblr_p84vs2jJ2H1qc3ju8o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://jamesvega.tumblr.com/post/173534475123" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">jamesvega</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Winston Duke as M’Baku in Black Panther (2018)</p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175269233556http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175269233556Tue, 26 Jun 2018 06:19:27 -0500Winston dukeblack panther moviem'baku<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/afad7253193135b5e00f217ab42f4109/tumblr_p34bblR8gu1whf07bo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/26637c4a6112e6d18daeb8ba871eacfd/tumblr_p34bblR8gu1whf07bo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b6a3f0ba040ebf84880b8a2930352f4/tumblr_p34bblR8gu1whf07bo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/104a5b19a31e1d238dbb57cbed2a5dde/tumblr_p34bblR8gu1whf07bo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://timecanaryy.tumblr.com/post/173868088961/hausbolton-cate-blanchett-though-get" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">timecanaryy</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://hausbolton.tumblr.com/post/170116296745/cate-blanchett-though" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hausbolton</a>:</p> <blockquote><p style="">Cate Blanchett though. </p></blockquote> <p>get yourself someone who can do both </p> </blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175268067616http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175268067616Tue, 26 Jun 2018 05:03:40 -0500cate blanchett<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9bc89a5e50369126219e541c2eac3ba7/tumblr_pa2ga3MJ1V1uvp66jo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/974a04c15e89c592f23d0152c11e111c/tumblr_pa2ga3MJ1V1uvp66jo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e9ba6b77cc6ca502a38c0a069a09aec2/tumblr_pa2ga3MJ1V1uvp66jo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d524e2f58e672217745e38da1d6dfb81/tumblr_pa2ga3MJ1V1uvp66jo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://queer-is-the-universe.tumblr.com/post/174727787241/sandra-bullock-and-cate-blanchett-making-out-while" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">queer-is-the-universe</a>:</p><blockquote><p><b>Sandra Bullock and Cate Blanchett making out while wearing Anne Hathaway masks <a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/Bjyc8WlFMMw/?taken-by=annehathaway" target="_blank">(aka Bubbles and two-faced Daphne)</a></b></p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175266873359http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175266873359Tue, 26 Jun 2018 03:48:00 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b59f1a6ced5363c290a00c766d3cb967/tumblr_pa2vbnsYQA1vk26fvo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7e9269d5484336ab8cdbd91756408bcc/tumblr_pa2vbnsYQA1vk26fvo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/41772452863279e82981db15cc7dc608/tumblr_pa2vbnsYQA1vk26fvo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ce0d0b279e3f734e41dc12d9626d7cc5/tumblr_pa2vbnsYQA1vk26fvo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175265606005http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175265606005Tue, 26 Jun 2018 02:32:07 -0500<p><a href="https://mineyoung-churyuu.tumblr.com/post/174338685573/hubriscomplex-biggest-gaudiest-patronuses" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">mineyoung-churyuu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://hubriscomplex.tumblr.com/post/174337469487/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses-8ddict" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hubriscomplex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com/post/174195339844/8ddict-biggest-gaudiest-patronuses" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">biggest-gaudiest-patronuses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://8ddict.tumblr.com/post/173173796154/biggest-gaudiest-patronuses" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">8ddict</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://biggest-gaudiest-patronuses.tumblr.com/post/173173743247/captainlordauditor-some-iconic-dialogue-that" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">biggest-gaudiest-patronuses</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://captainlordauditor.tumblr.com/post/173065875718/some-iconic-dialogue-that-sounds-like-its-from-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">captainlordauditor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes</p> <ol><li>I will face God and walk backwards into Hell</li> <li>“I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”<br/></li> <li>I have been through hell and come out singing</li> </ol><p>feel free to add more!</p> </blockquote> <ul><li>There are no gods here<br/></li> <li>Do I look like the kind of man who dies<br/></li> <li>God’s dead and soon we will be too<br/></li> <li>I thought there were no heroes left in this world <br/></li> </ul></blockquote> <p>• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies</p> </blockquote> <ul><li>Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end<br/></li> <li>This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods<br/></li> <li>Bury me shallow, I’ll be back<br/></li> </ul></blockquote> <p>- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t</p> </blockquote> <ul><li>God wishes he were me</li> <li>One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled</li> </ul></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175264163039http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175264163039Tue, 26 Jun 2018 01:16:26 -0500<p><a href="http://hardlyfatal.tumblr.com/post/174571817544" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">hardlyfatal</a>:</p><blockquote><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="583" data-orig-width="729"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e0f3af1fb7045b33d30d630968f94441/tumblr_inline_p9t99wcZtC1r48pyo_540.png" data-orig-height="583" data-orig-width="729"/></figure></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175260436507http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175260436507Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:44:38 -0500<p><a href="https://r2queer2.tumblr.com/post/174736091461/idk-if-its-just-me-projecting-gay-vibes-or" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">r2queer2</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>Idk if it’s just me projecting gay vibes or whateves…but Cate Blanchett was serving some serious POWERFUL GAY™ Aura in Ocean’s 8. I mean no straight woman could pull off these looks so perfectly. </p> <p>Look at this</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="829" data-orig-width="634"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/479fb1a9c7fd6268afebc5a9f27497cb/tumblr_inline_pa2vxaoxKx1v9ktau_640.jpg" data-orig-height="829" data-orig-width="634"/></figure><p>Y’all straights</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="853"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae334eada21e7766582088fba00d5133/tumblr_inline_pa2vxao4RU1v9ktau_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1280" data-orig-width="853"/></figure><p>Could neVER</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="826" data-orig-width="550"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ab8c11a15df2ace1162eedb5a27f92be/tumblr_inline_pa2vxa2bzC1v9ktau_640.jpg" data-orig-height="826" data-orig-width="550"/></figure><p>get on this </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="1244" data-orig-width="724"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/1cc994510f3600bcdf0daa010b5d350a/tumblr_inline_pa2vxbyEQv1v9ktau_1280.jpg" data-orig-height="1244" data-orig-width="724"/></figure><p>LEVEL</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="572"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/f6951d63ca1e95df3c24262f4a33dd89/tumblr_inline_pa2vxcGs281v9ktau_640.jpg" data-orig-height="808" data-orig-width="572"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="338" data-orig-width="540" data-tumblr-attribution="nervouspearl:pLH9Hg_g7uCk9KYsr-s_VA:Z-pJ-x2XgcKnU"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a67b2617059eb84a4ccc207681889423/tumblr_p8844zFfLl1qf5tr5o1_540.gif" data-orig-height="338" data-orig-width="540"/></figure><figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="250" data-tumblr-attribution="poetcourtney:phl5hdikEw-mWuzVp1vlsA:ZsRltn2Ykfb3E"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/08393a6e8f842250d337c5017ef48232/tumblr_pa2ib7ix161ty7k3no1_250.gif" data-orig-height="326" data-orig-width="250"/></figure></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175258385967http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175258385967Mon, 25 Jun 2018 21:28:51 -0500cate blanchettthe way she sits though<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9f83885242d12aa4e87de4a782d09110/tumblr_p9ct43jRO01rvtmx4o5_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/b9f35494b292f1a2b49830c49560cbcc/tumblr_p9ct43jRO01rvtmx4o4_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/ae3c3e53d822118352f01bafd0849795/tumblr_p9ct43jRO01rvtmx4o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/4cec4d6a0e5fbc9309b8f6b02dccfb23/tumblr_p9ct43jRO01rvtmx4o3_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="https://merelybeing.tumblr.com/post/174281471766/oh-wow" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">merelybeing</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="https://youtu.be/B7jqg9Jm-qI?t=2m47s" target="_blank">oh wow</a></p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175256431972http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175256431972Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:13:07 -0500<p><a href="http://just-shower-thoughts.tumblr.com/post/174716418839/popcorn-is-an-explosion-frozen-in-time" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">just-shower-thoughts</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Popcorn is an explosion frozen in time</p></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175254471204http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175254471204Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:57:21 -0500<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6a8e7ebc668e3c4ba6fd941aa338f7be/tumblr_p6i5l5RNaN1qzp9b7o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/09c6f4614126b03441cdd348bc19d023/tumblr_p6i5l5RNaN1qzp9b7o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a7c462e2cb68cb3783434d382113d715/tumblr_p6i5l5RNaN1qzp9b7o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3f954bacc6c970aa2c6427feef0ff841/tumblr_p6i5l5RNaN1qzp9b7o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175252421159http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175252421159Mon, 25 Jun 2018 17:41:25 -0500<p><a href="https://catholicmeme.tumblr.com/post/174714907876/when-you-have-to-make-15-necklaces-in-a-week-bc" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">catholicmeme</a>:</p><blockquote> <p>when you have to make 15 necklaces in a week bc these white bitches don’t know how to plan</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="400"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/52bdd0148d07a151159a614ed1115754/tumblr_inline_pa1k1p47Z51r3im0u_400.png" data-orig-height="293" data-orig-width="400"/></figure></blockquote>http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175250224209http://maxisthenewalex.tumblr.com/post/175250224209Mon, 25 Jun 2018 16:25:55 -0500ocean's 8